Wise Old King
Welcome to the throne room of the illustrious King Hagan. (Doesn't he look wise and all that?)
Why don't you share some of your wisdom with him? (You do have wisdom, right?) He's always on the lookout for new bits of information. After all, he is King of the most intelligent land in all of Neopia. If he likes it, you're on your way to fame and fortune. If he doesn't, you're on your way to carrying the bags of those with fame and fortune. Not a pretty sight.