Neocola Machine
Far away on a distant moon (a.k.a. really nearby on Kreludor) there sits a
mysterious Neocola Machine. Where did it come from? What is its purpose?
Everyone has heard about this mysterious machine but no one is really sure where
it came from. All that is known of said machine is that it accepts strange
tokens and dispenses items of such immense doom and destruction that only Sloth
himself could be behind such a dastardly contraption. It is also said that those
who don't know how to properly use the machine disappear and are never heard
from again, though they all seem to leave a nice pile of sludge behind.
But that's all just a rumour. Hogwash, even. Nothing could be that full
of doom. If you've got one of those special tokens, why not give it the machine
a try and prove the theories wrong? It can't hurt, right? Right?!
